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Plumbing Blues

A bit of humor…a silly ditty I wrote after it took the plumber three times to fix the job.

sitting on the toilet
watching water flow
cussing out the plumber
shouldn’t have let him blues
men think us girls are stupid
called him back to come
do the job right this time
or i’m gonna get a gun.
first time is your error
twice means i’ve been screwed
three times, i have had enough
i’ve got a bullet just for you.
weapons speak a mighty word
the plumbers got it right
no more will i waste my time
i’ll threaten at first sight.
©dorianna ric 
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